Alright guys, me and my friend had a 'Rap Battle' kind of thing. Who is better?

Me: I peeked through his door and saw that whore, that silly bitch began choking his dick, he began to twitch, that fucking witch! I looked at his face and saw he became a waste, the pace in his chest suddenly dropped out of the race, the chase was over...

Him: hmmm thats funny cos your the one who's over i'll be ending this bout with a grandslam... maria sharapova...this all skill no luck so you can keep you four leaf clover....cos man you just slammed cos you just got hit with my sport land rover

Me: My rhymes complex but try comparing me, it's funny how you niggers try comparin me. Im better than drake, fiddy e and wiz, don't come at it me unless you want to eat some shit.

Him: its kind of ironic that you say shit at least my rhymes are trully legit...your the one who should be fearing me beacuse at the end of this you'll start to beg and plee.

Me: Oh i see, im going start to plee but once you open your mouth you choke harder than a kid from glee. Don't try and rhyme at me unless you think you handle this cause i ain't ever gonna set you free. You're my prisoner bitch, i ain't shittin you this, better watch out before i start hittin you this, i told you boy this is woodys shit.

Him: i'm the prisoner? at least i didn't escape from aushcwitz...i rip you to shreds like a rabid dog and leave you in bits.. and the only reason i choke is if im too doped up on coke...when you choke it cause youre sucking off some middle aged bloke...okay i'll admit that was a bit low... but it proves my point i can go toe to toe

Me: How about fist to fist? Your mumma liked that but she is use to it. She's looser than a rope that hasn't been tied, trust me homie i don't lie. Once i entered that black hole i felt like a troll spreading those legs, you don't want to know. I'm scarred for life, but not from a knife. She ain't gash but's gotta be gash'd to save me from a lash... out.

Judge away guys!

hahaha the auschwitz thing was pretty good
idk it seemed even to me
you suprise me with your rap skill twoods

Haha, there's a lot you don't know.

Lmao. Nice. Some good shit from both of you.

I liked your rhymes better though :]

word on a page is poetry. i wouldnt consider it rap untill its in audio format

You had it the whole time til he got auschewits and middle aged bloke

my brain is blown