WORLDS GREATEST JOKE

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Can't beat that can you?

This second joke of mine is about to.

Yo Mama.

While on an airplane, the pilot makes an announcement to the passengers. He says, "Attention passengers. The plane has lost all power and will be crash landing in about one minute." The entire plane goes into panic. Above all the chaos, Trent's mother stands up and yells, "Quick! Somebody please remind me of what it's like to be an attractive woman again! I don't care who it is, I just want sex one last time!" Luke stands up, takes off his shirt, and yells, "Iron my shirt and make me a sandwich!"

lol, fuck you.

lol luke. i think your joke was better although there wasnt much of a punch line..

hahahaha

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